Kurt Meyer is not impressed with Canadian prisons.
The worst thing about prison is that it’s so damn boring. Everything is well organized, clean and safe. The walls are white. The bars are smooth. There are no laces on my shoes. I eat my food with plastic spoons. When they want me to see the sun they walk me like a dog on a leash. I don’t understand how they think they can fix me this way. It’s hardly a punishment. Mopping the floor, dusting books and cleaning toilets isn’t even half as effective as being strapped to a post and beaten to unconsciousness.
I spend hours laying on my bunk with my arms crossed behind my back humming to myself, thinking these funny little things. The problem with being left alone with your thoughts is that once you have thought them, you think of something else and whatever you were thinking about before just disappears and with nothing new ever happening you end up thinking the same thoughts over and over again like the hands on a clock going round and round.
At 1 o’clock there is Sepp’s birthday party, jugs of foaming beer, sweet schnapps and plates overflowing with pork and potatoes.
At 3 o’clock I slip and fall off that damn roof and break my legs into two dozen pieces and the pain is so damn bad I can feel it to this day – every morning when I wake up and I just want to drag myself over to the toilet and throw up.
At 4 o’clock the tanks come rolling in with a deep rumbling in my stomach. In the distance the artillery plays us the last concert and planes fly like the flocks of crows when it turns night.
At 8 o’clock I remember what the Americans told me about the camps. I imagine a naked little thing torn to pieces by a pack of dogs as the black-clad guards watch laughing. The dogs come running back to their masters, tails wagging and snouts full of blood. A tongue darts out between the reddened teeth and licks its master’s hand. Good boys.
At 9 o’clock it’s piles of corpses with their hands still held high over their heads.
At 10 o’clock it’s the crackling of burning straw.
At 11 o’clock it’s me and Max in a filthy kitchen with a woman of no good stock between us. She says something and I only understand the familiar “nemec, nemec“. She smiles and pushes Max away from her and then she’s on the table and she doesn’t smile anymore. Somewhere in the corner a cat cries, or a child. She doesn’t even wear anything under her skirt. The smell of her cunt is so strong I would eat her out if she wasn’t such a stubborn thing. I tell Max to fuck her. He looks like he doesn’t want to, but with my hand around his dick and a few quick strokes he’s hard and willing enough. She doesn’t even fight back when he thrusts into her. They are used to this sort of thing here. I watch his dick go in and out of her. Flesh rubbing on flesh, clinging together in a twitching embrace.
At 12 o’clock the come is leaking out of her onto the wooden table, dripping on the dirt floor below like spilled milk and I laugh and say to Max we should find her kid to lick it up. That smile. Max always knows what I want. He sits down between the legs dangling off the table, opens his mouth wide like at the doctor’s and stretches out his tongue. A single, milky drop falls onto it. He swallows the bitter pill and looks at me for approval. I’m so happy, I must look like a little child. “More,” I say quietly. He hates it. That vile taste. But he laps it all up, mine and his come, the thick mix that’s oozing from her cunt like pus. He sucks it off her folds and swallows it down coughing.
It’s 1 o’clock again at Sepp’s party. I wink at Max, stretch out my tongue and dip it into the foam of his beer. It just keeps going round and round.